The greatest adult playground in the world!!!
THE GREATEST ADULT PLAYGROUND IN THE WORLD!!!
All these stories above are true and happened to my friends and I from 2004 until 2009 and I want to share them so the people how have been there so they can remember and the new comers to learn.
My adventure to the greatest adult playground in the world started at November 2004 after a one year discuss with my close friend Pan about holiday, he convinced me that this is the best place to go for an unforgettable holiday!!!!
Therefore, the journey begins!
Chapter 1
2004!
Me
It is my first time out of my country and with my friends tips, and god bless internet, I took my bag and left for the airport. I will never forget that day for many reasons. First, it was raining, as hell. I was so worried that the plane will not leave for my final destination. Second, at last it is my first holiday abroad. Third, it was the unknown, which made me so excited.
I choose a straightaway flight so after a nine-hour trip, which I could not close my eyes it was as I had drunk a million espressos I finally arrive at the airport. I am going towards the immigration, and after go pick up a taxi to go to the greatest adult playground in the world.
I pass immigration and took my bag and off I go for my thirty two days of holiday…I got out of the airport and oh my god like Janis in series Friends the humid was so high and it was also extremely hot outside and like road runner I went pick a limo taxi and I started my adventure…
It is unbelievable in a country with this millions of tourists visiting it every year the knowledge of English is so poor. Example the taxi driver did not speak a word of English but thank god, he understood where I wanted to go. Therefore, of I go!
Let the game begin
After two hours in the taxi and the air condition so low in the taxi I thought I was in a fridge, and struggling to make a conversation with the taxi driver, he was offering me candy all the way, I finally arrived at the greatest adult playground. The taxi driver leaves me at the hotel VC my close friend Pan suggested me. Of course, he charged me two thousand baht and wanted a tip, even though we had agreed one thousand five hundred baht. He told me the extra money was for the tolls but at the office in the airport, they told me in the price the tolls are included so I did not give a tip because I thought him already charge me a lot for the drive.
It was about 09:00 in the morning local time so nothing was open at this moment so I did not have many choices. I stayed at the hotel and took a nap for two hours and when I waked up, I showered and hit the road looking around for some action.
It was about 11:00 local time nothing interesting had happened yet to me and I was thinking “where in the name of heaven” did my friend Pan send me to spend my dream holiday?
I went at a coffee place had an ice coffee but still I was wondering my god what can I do here? I start walking around and saw some girls waving at me outside of some massage places so I thought what the hell I will have a go, I do not have anything to loose except of some baht. I pick a massage place where there was a very hot girl outside and of course, that became a regular everyday habit until I fall for a girl. I took a Thai massage, which oh god she nearly kill me and then I took oil massage which was much better from the first one. We did not stay to the massage only but of course silly me she over charge me for here assistant. Until now, it was ok but after this. What else?
It was so early and still I have not seen any good action I expected. I was little hungry so I went for food at a mall called lucky plaza, and after that straight back to the hotel still wondering where in the name of heaven my friend Pan had send me but if I only knew the true.
About 17:00, local time I said I would go around to find my luck... I went towards the famous walking street and at last I found what I was looking for…everywhere and I mean everywhere my eyes looked I could see girls, bar girls…Go-go bar girls… freelancers and then I said to my self “Pan my friend you send me exactly to the right place”.
Of course, I called him and thanked him several times for his advice. He had sent me exactly to the right place.
I still remember my first place and my first drink. I went to a Go-go named … Classroom and had a lipovitan (similar but more sweet from the red bull).I went inside and said when the door opens oh my god like Janis at series Friends. It was a dark place with many colorful lights inside going round, round, and of course full of many young sexy girls dancing… I froze and did not know what to do and how to do it, which girl I can choose, how to choose, so I ask, a host and she gave me directions, she told me choose what number you like.
On there hands, they had a number which made my life so easier so I start calling numbers and after few minutes so many girls came around me and ask me to buy them some drinks. I am a gentle man so I did not refuse and buy them all drinks. Girls where bringing more girls and I was buying more and more drinks at the end I stayed with five and paid there bar fines.…so of we go, I asked the girls where we can go and have some fun.
Big mistake but not the only I did, never do that guys I’m talking to the people who haven’t been there yet cause the people who have been already know. Therefore, of we go the five girls and me to an expensive restaurant, which the girls choose. Mistake number two I let the girls do all the orders of the foods and the drinks always hoping to get in there pants. Mistake number three. You cannot score like that.
You must put deeply your hand in your pocket, they do not come for your beautiful eyes, or your body, and you are a walking atm. Therefore, with my girls, we drink and eat and I hope now to make my dream come true, to score, with five hot girls. Therefore, us the wonderful night goes on, the girls ask me what I have in mind to do with them.
In addition, of course, I told them what all men would say; let us go to my room. So after a small discussion they had, they made a really good amount for them, ten thousand baht they asked of me, like am a millionaire, am sure that they understood that am a newcomer to this place and they wanted in one night to make us more us they could possible. I did not agree with them because I thought they asked me a lot of money.
Thank god my head worked and I didn’t think with the down head before I make the deal, so I chose the hottest girl in my eyes, her name was Na. Silly me I didn’t ask the price and not bother to negotiate for the price and we went to my room and of we went downtown.
We did what we did and she let me only one time during the night. She had a sex limit.
In the morning when I waked up, I wanted one more round with sexy Na. Of course, she extra charged me for the morning round…So I paid for my first night totally bar fines: two thousand five hundred baht drinks: one thousand baht food three thousand baht And for the main reason of my holiday sex four thousand baht so the total my first night was ten thousand five hundred baht. If I only had knew better.
Therefore, I start thinking after Na left, I must do something because if I continue like this I would not last a week with this “grasshoppers” around here.
Second day I looked around for a cheaper hotel and I found one closer to the walking street, which was good, called Mediterranean. I went around the walking street again in the morning I did my favorite massage at the hot girl but this time I asked for a small discount, which she refused of course so I paid again what she asked for one thousand baht.
After that, I walk around some malls looking at many girls but still wondering what the name of heaven I will do about this situation. I went watch a movie in the cinema and I cannot remember the name of the film it was so awful.
After the movie, I went again around walking street wondering what I should do, go again to the Classroom or not?
After of some reasonable thinking again with my head upstairs I decided not to go, so I headed to the hotel and sit in the lounge had a Jack on the rocks played some coin up games until…..two girls came in the lounge.
The one girl came towards me and asked me to play some pool with her. I did not have something else better to do so I said ok lets have some games. I order two more drinks and we start playing.
Her name is Sao she was very pretty and of course, she was a pro not so much but still.
Me like a silly man I am I gave up my story straight away that it was my first time here and only my second day. She told me her sad story about her life her family that she did not even have money to buy a second hand cell phone. When the game was over, she asked me to come and sleep in my room because she had nowhere else to stay, so I accepted and invited her to my room. We had some drinks and after she wanted to have a shower.
She showered and told after to me to shower also so she can massage me for thanking me for the drinks and the hospitality. When I came out of the shower, she was naked on the bed and I thought, “God still loves me”. We did what we did one time, after we went shower again, and I was start-having thoughts that this girl might be different from a go-go girl.
So silly me when we came out of the shower I gave her my cell phone an old nokia us a gift and she was so happy.
After she told me she was hungry and if I could give her some money to go out and buy some food for us.
Therefore, I looked in my wallet and I had only thousands so I gave her a thousand to go buy something for food and come back.
I never saw her again. She took my one thousand baht to go buy something, which does not cost more that sixty baht.
Third day I went down to the walking street I stop out of a bar called lucky star and after few seconds a girl grab me and pull me in. Her name was Ke she was so sexy, so we had some drinks and she told me her life sad story of course they all do, and after we left for the hotel. We had a drink also in the lounge, she loved alcohol and after we went to my room. She was unbelievable so lazy in bed that I still regret the one thousand baht I gave her for the night plus three hundred baht the bar fine. Never mind I was on holiday so that was the only thing that really matter this moment.
Therefore, at the fourth day I did what exactly what my friend Pan advised me to do, I went to the economy mode.
I went around the famous walking street and start searching the bars up and down, and out of a bar called New star a girl (mani mani leo me in) which in English means she calls me in. Her name is On we stayed talked about her country about anything you can imagine.
I bought a few drinks and she told me that she is available for four days only because she had her boyfriend who would return.
She had another man which was out of town and she try to fill in the empty days with me. She is a real pro. Therefore, I agreed with her the price, not like two days before. Her times we had sex was not more than two times everyday, she said and of we went…
The good with On was that she took me everywhere around the place, museums, temples, crocodile shows, elephant shows, snake shows, zoo, trips around the city, trip to small islands. The sex was ok but not more then twice because she got tired easily she told me.
I was paying her one thousand baht everyday but I had sex, girlfriend experience and a tour guide. Three in one. Therefore, it was not bad. Much more cheaply than what I paid my first night with the go-go girls…
The four days passed with a wonderful girlfriend experience with On but her man returned so she explained to me she had to leave me for five days and after if I wanted we could be together again. Therefore, she did not want to leave me alone and she introduces me to her friend Un.
Un was younger than On and had a better ass than On so I didn’t have any reason not to agree with this and especially from the time On gave me her word that Un was good in all ways I accepted to have a go.
Therefore, us usual I order some drinks, of course I buy drinks for nearly all the girls working in the bar. It is a way for the girls to show of that man has a “heavy wallet”. The girls have a good tactic, they try to help the other girls so even if they do not have a man for the night they make some extra money from the drinks.
Attention especially to the new comers this girl is a real pro, selling stories, about family members which are sick, about the poor childhood she had , anything you can imagine, like most of the girls of course do.
Besides that, my dream holiday was passing with Un and everyday was better and better sometime even better than the first four days with On. She made all my manly dreams come true she did not have a day limit at sex like the one On had. She did things to impress me like put my clothes in the closet in a perfect way! Even cut my foot nails! In addition, that is the moments I start falling for this girl. Small things, which make anyone, feel special.
We where at a bar and we where listening to some nice slow songs relaxing and I hear a song playing and the moment I said I love this song and we must go to a shop so I buy this CD she run outside and buy it for me.
Attention the number one thing she did for me was she took money from me the first two days only! The rest of my holiday, I only pay the everyday things we did together.
Everybody can understand I didn’t change to an other woman because I had fall for her with what she did for me and I stopped my lovely every morning habit also, my massage and start going with Un for massages.
Just like couples do…if I only knew. Four days have already passed and it was as if I was living in the dream relationship with Un. At the fourth night we where sitting in the room and I was thinking that maybe with this girl I have won the jackpot! That she was different from the other girls. My god she made all my dreams come true in all ways from taking care of me until what we will eat. You all know what I mean.
So us we where lying on bed she didn’t seem happy for some reason and she stop talking and turn her back on me and start crying…
As I told, I had fall for Un so I put here in my hug and hold her tight and start asking Why? what is wrong? Did I do something? In addition, many questions you can imagine to try to calm her down.
If there were an Oscar for this am, sure, she would have won it, she was sad cause tomorrow On was returning and I would leave here to go again with On. That is what she told me with many tears.
Therefore, I gave her my word because I had fall for her that I will stay I with her. What else could I do? I was a new comer and I did not know what was going on with these girls. Therefore, I continued my holiday with Un.
This girls at this place try to sell you us many stories they can, so in your eyes they are so poor, like there bad life, poor childhood, they had only sticky rice for food and that’s why they do what they do, work in the bars. Bottom line they are victims of life, there families live in the country so poor and someone is always sick.….Most of these girls are the best in selling stories but of course every man can live a wonderful girlfriend experience.
After few days they even get jealous if you look another woman, they make a scene! She flied from happiness when I told her I would stay with her and not return to On.
Therefore, I had twenty-five more days left of my holiday to pass with Un which of course was making my dream come true.
Actually, I spend twenty-one days with Un because she left for four days to go back home and see here family which of course I gave here money to go and come back and money to help the family.
Ten thousand baht. Was the total I gave her
Moreover, of course I did not have any woman the days she was out of town to her parents.
Silly me I was come and going to the hotel alone and the days where passing. She went and returned on time.
The days where passing. She even took me to her room.
Oh, my god (like Janis at series Friends) in that corridor towards the room the smell from the shoes was so strong that it could kill an elephant. When we went to her room, I saw on the fridge not magnets but small notes with men names. I even saw condoms in the room, which of course she told me there was here roommates. I asked her about the notes of course, she answered me they are friends not boyfriends of course.
She went out to buy a small snack for us and I felt hot in the room so I opened her air condition. When she returns, she complained at me that she pays a lot at electricity so I should not had opened it.
Her close friend Yok had meet a dude named Gar so we where double dating also. He was where I was I was where he was with our girls so the dream holiday was going on.
I was counting backwards sad and wishing like all new comers time will stop.
She was taking me all over the place anywhere she had friends working so I could buy some drinks. I was her sponsor and her friend’s supporter I even remember being a supporter to the local taxi drivers! She was using my wallet to pay and for a distance, which cost ten baht I paid every time different amounts ten twenty, fifty even one hundred.
Time never stopped and the days have passed so we reach the last day. We waked up in the morning like every morning and I went to book a taxi to take me to the airport. My flight was leaving midnight local time so I booked a meter taxi at 18:00 local time.
It was about 16:00 local time and we where at the bar where she was working, she took me everyday there cause she told me her boss forced her to do that, she had to make in a month twenty nine drinks at least or her boss would make her pay them from her salary. I never learned if that was true.
Therefore, time for me to go take my taxi, and go to the airport and back home arrived. We had sadness and tears for me leaving of course. When I went to pick my taxi I just think that it’s still 18:00 local time why I go so early six hours before so I change my time to leave at 19:00 so I win one more hour with Un.
So back to the bar I went to surprise her. When I arrived at the bar, she was not there. I asked the barwoman which was only a barwoman where is Un? She told me she would be back soon she went visit her friend Yok. Therefore, I waited and on the bar, I saw a small photo album, which from curiosity I opened it. Inside there where picks from Un her friend Yok and two men. After few minutes, she returns and I asked her what this is? Inside me I knew she went there that four days she told me she went back home to her parents, but she put her face down through some tears and at the end I was the bad person.
Time had came for me to leave I could not delay my taxi more so of I went to the airport to go back home.
Before I leave the bar, I paid bar fines for the next three days so my woman will not work and relax. I told her I would call her from the airport when I arrive because I had few hours to spend so we can say goodbye.
The taxi driver did not speak English again. I arrived at the airport and I did my first check in and went inside. I had about three hours to spend so I did what I told Un, I called her and even though I told her I will call her she never answer my calls. Time passed and I did not have any other choice I had to get on the plane and go back home.
When I return home, I was counting days to return to see her again. Three hundred twenty six. I was missing her so much besides the every day calls sms and emails I was sending.
I even contacted my country embassy in her country to see what I can do to bring her to my country but the embassy declined her visa because she did not have any work proof from a business.
In addition, this is where the funny story starts. I contacted everyday and she sends me a sms every fifteen days, every month. Her excuse was always she was out of money, and the only reason she call me was for ask me for money, and of course tell me that her dream is to come to my country and live with me. At the beginning it was just a few euros where going.
Slowly she did not have money for the rent of her apartment, a member of her family was sick.
Some few euros became more and more and of course she was saying she was loyal to me and had stop working in the bar, us she told me, which of course I believed.
Minutes, hours, days, weeks, months where passing I was counting days and in she obviously was counting euros. I was a sponsor officially. Like on a footballs team t-shirt.
Back in my country most times I was sad why she no contact with me, but on the other hand I try make some friends follow me to the greatest adult playground in the world.
The days nearly came to go again. After a hard working year for me and with few problems and a lot of stress finally it was time to return.
I was so excited that I would see her again. In that time, I had made two of my best friends Kos & Vag followers to the greatest adult playground in the world.
Finally, days for round two came for going with my two friends. Therefore, of we went of with the smallest bags we could for the airport. Vag and I went few hours before but Kos is a last minute man so he arrives few minutes before the first check in close and after me calling him three times, on his mobile yelling at him where in the name of heaven he is.
At last, we meet in the airport and we pass the check in and have a coffee waiting time to pass to get on the plane. In the airport we where talking about men stuff of course. I was showing photos from last year and I was so excited I will see Un again and I couldn’t close my mouth for a minute. I tell them how I feel, that they could have the same, find a wonderful girl like mine, which I was convinced that these girls do not do this only for money they really have family problems, which force them to do what they do, and they could meet a lovely girl also and have a relationship like mine.
How wrong I was! In the airport the funniest thing happen, my friend Vag after the second check in and few minutes before we are in the plane, remembered that he is scare of planes! After eighteen years of friendship with Vag, I learn something new about him. I was behind a two-meter man and pushing him down the corridor, which leads to the plane. Everybody of course was looking at us and laughing. Kos was laughing with us also but finally we got in the plane the doors closed and of we go where we had planed to go for our thirty-eight days holiday to the greatest adult playground in the world.
Chapter 2
2005!
Kos & Vag and I.
On our way, I was doing of course the tour guide to the others cause I was not I newcomer to the place.
This time we took a flight which didn’t go straight to our destination and we went through the middle east it was a lot cheaper than going straight to our destination where on our way to the greatest adult playground in the world we where playing on the plane kind of games. Anything you can imagine.
Of course, nobody of us sleep on the plane we where so excited from the stories of 2004 and looking forward to go us soon us possible to our destination and make our new stories.
On our way and at our stop over we had a small delay for a few hours someone suddenly decided to get of the plane so everybody was waiting this person to leave.
However, it could not bring our spirit down besides in the stopover we met three other guys going exactly for the same thing at the greatest adult playground in the world with us.
At last, we arrive in the early morning at the airport. I was warning Vag because he was wearing a leather jacket to take it of because it is so hot and the humid is so high that he will not be able to breathe with what he wears when we get out the airport.
We got our bags, we passed immigration, and when we got out the airport all that heat came in our faces, Vag stopped and nearly fall down and took of his jacket. He could not breathe for a second.
So we took a limo taxi again, not a taximeter second time the same mistake but at least this time we shared the price for three.
Again, the same story two hours to get to our destination the taxi driver again does not speak a word of English and offering us all the way candy. For two thousand five hundred baht, I had to eat the entire candy box.
We went to the hotel I had went last year the Mediterranean because the one Pan send me VC was little expensive for us. My friend Kos had the same face exactly with me when I went here 2004 and he said exactly the same thing to me oh my god from Janis series Friends.
He asked me with a silly sad face “where in the name of heaven I bring those at the other said of the planet”. He told me he was already missing his computer back home. He even wanted to bet me that he would not stay more than a week here.
I could make some easy money from that bet but he is my close friend from high school so I did not accept his challenge. Poor him how little he knew just 09:00 in the morning local time at a place he came first time in his life. Therefore, we went to the hotel they took a nap a couple of hours and I went to find my girl at her apartment.
Yes the apartment, which can kill an elephant with that bad smell. When I arrived there, I knocked the door but nobody answer me I knocked again but nothing, so I called her on her cell phone which of course was closed 09:30 in the morning.
I did not have much to do so I went back to the hotel and waked up the lazy boys. They got up so I took them for a massage.
Me us a silly faithful man did not have a massage but my friends had a massage with some extras of course. I had told them to negotiate the price cause if they do it without negotiation the girls ask for anything they want.
Of course, I was calling and continue calling on my girl’s cell phone but still it was not open.
When we finished the massage we went for food and Vag who says that he can eat, everything tried a kfc zinger burger, which was, spicier than the regular and he through it away complaining it was spicy. That was funny.
It was still early and just a few girls where walking around us. I continued calling my girl and at last I found her about 13:00 local time. She told me she was in here hometown cause her dad was sick and that she will return tomorrow. I believed her. So back to the hotel, we returned so we prepare for there first night in the city.
At last, it was night so we could go out and have a long walk around. Both Kos & Vag told me with one voice that “where was this place”, all this years and why they did hide it from us……Before our first wild night actually started, I gave them few tips about money and bar fines cause 2004 I spent a lot of money especially my first night cause I didn’t know. I tried to be helpful but I could not…..I took them at a go-go named Nuis two and the time we step our feet in that place just magically I lost them from my site in many hugs of sexy girls. The girls actually fall on them like bees. Vag took a girl like a normal guy but the other man I knew totally surprised me. Kos had not one, not two, but three sexy girls in his arms.
I did not have any other reason to stay, the boys where fine so I left them to go to the bar and check out if what my girl told me on phone was right. I arrived at the bar. I asked the girl who was working us a barwoman she was not doing the “other job” where is my woman. In addition, she said to me that she went hometown because her dad was sick so she will come tomorrow. Of course, I believe her.